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A Child With No Mother

April 30th, 2008 by jack

Thanks to the miracles of modern medical technology and the liberal definition of a “person,” it is now possible to have a child with no mother.  How is this possible?  Well, human ovaries are complete — eggs and all — before birth.  Let us say that a mother-to-be, near full-term, is killed in a car accident, and the unborn child, too.  The distraught father not-to-be could have eggs extracted from the unborn child, which eggs could then be fertilized and implanted in a surrogate.  The resulting child would have no mother.

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13 responses about “A Child With No Mother”

  1. Cathymac said:

    I am reminded of the Dr Seuss book “Are you my mother?” Will children be walking up to railroad cars and fire hydrants asking this question?

  2. Anon said:

    Some of them already are, Cathymac!

  3. ACTivist said:

    What in the world ever possessed you to think of this, Jack? Have you been watching Oprah again?

  4. jack said:

    No. Liberals watch Oprah. Conservatives have jobs.

  5. Brian Withnell said:

    Jack,

    Do you have any instance of this occurring, or is this a hypothetical argument?

  6. jack said:

    I don’t know that it’s been done yet.

  7. G. Stone said:

    Dr. Suess didn’t have a mother !

  8. kevin said:

    Jack, are you my mother?

  9. Jack said:

    Not likely, my kids are all WAY smarter than you.

  10. ACTivist said:

    Now that was funny. Good come-back Jack.

  11. kevin said:

    :cry:

  12. Jack said:

    Sorry, Kevin. Ask Puffalump.

  13. ACTivist said:

    :oops:

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