Attack Kitten
June 30th, 2008 by joe
Another Freep gem, posted on Craigslist:
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide…
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
I am not a cat guy, but that sounds like my kind of cat.
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July 1st, 2008 at 8:05 am
I had an animal like this once but not to THIS extent. Can’t stop laughing. Think of the terror that can be inflicted on those people whose “attention” you wish to get! Hope the guy is able to get rid of it while he still has a house.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
We have a stray in our neighborhood but it is nothing like the one mentioned above.
It is medium sized strawberry blonde, long haired and short tailed. Yes, we have been feeding it because it was painfully think and now he wants to come in. He gets along with my other 2 cats and dog, follows us around outside and lets us pet him/her. It is a very sweet cat.
I have contacted HART but figured I’d give it a shot.
Cat anyone???