You know the old adage about how when you’re a kid you think the greatest thing in the world is chocolate, and then you become an adult and discover sex which shows how limited your “world” used to be, but then you discover single-malt scotch and the Zeitgeist of it all suddenly becomes clear?

Well a similar thing happened to me recently when Brian Withnell revealed my puerile infatuation with the AK-47 is just that.

Yes, I have discovered what true manliness is all about:

You need to watch through to the end, around 4:36 in, for the really good part. In terms of home perimeter defense, a handgun is nice, but there is something better out there.

Thank you for the life-lesson, Brian.