There is now some dispute going on in this discussion thread over how exactly Barack Obama is qualified to be president, apart from being over 35 years old. One commenter claims Obama authored almost 900 bills in the U.S. Senate while also running a soup kitchen in Borneo and healing the sick via laying on of hands.

I say it’s probably all true, of course, but we should check his record to whatever extent possible. Also we could just wait because it will likely all be detailed in Obama’s next autobiography, which is supposed to come out next week, titled Whatever I Say: How One Humble Black Man Transformed American History. This will be followed almost immediately by his fourth autobiography, King Me! and the fifth which will be released on November 1, It Is Finished.