Donate To The George Obama Compassion Fund

A truly splendid cause:

I’m starting the George Obama Compassion Fund which has the goal of raising some money to help George Obama move out of his one-room hut…

I invite people to send me small contributions–$5, $10, $25, whatever you can spare. Send them to P.O. Box 3384, Rancho Santa Fe, CA 92067. Make your checks to “George Obama.”

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29 Responses to “Donate To The George Obama Compassion Fund”

  1. Lovisa says:

    joe, joe, joe! *A TRULY SPLENDID CAUSE*

    Are you out of your cotton picking mind?

    What ARE you doing. Lending your blog to Dinesh D’Souza! Former fiance of Laura Ingraham and boyfriend of lovely blond Morticia Ann Coulter.

    Quotation fr said D’Souza: “The cultural left is responsible for causing 9/11.” Just so you know why we were trashed.

    Asking people to write checks to George Obama! I am APPALLED to think that a (most of the time) straight thinking man like you could fall for this. What are you thinking?

    If George is so miserably poor, do you think he has a bank where he deposits the checks D’Souza hopes to collect. You noticed, didn’t you, that the checks are to be sent to D’Souza in Rancho Santa Fe, California, NOT to a bank in Kenya where George lives. Do you suppose D’Souza has a stamp with George’s signature so he can endorse the checks?

    Sure would like to know how much D’Souza is willing to part with to help George?

    Are the donations tax deductible?

  2. Um, you obviously were not around when I staked out my position on Ann Coulter. It was a minor controversy at the time but eventually everyone agreed that I was right.

    http://www.novatownhall.com/blog/2007/03/cpac_2007_day_2_ann_coulter_or.php

    http://www.novatownhall.com/blog/2007/03/resolved_its_ok_to_call_john_e.php

  3. Lovisa says:

    Ann Coulter then,

    Sarah Palin is now.

    Joe can’t help himself when it comes to pretty (and mean) women, it seems.

  4. Guilty as charged. Yet I married a nice one. Go figure…

    Actually, the criteria is pretty and smart, of which Mrs B is at the top of both categories.

  5. Jack says:

    But fortunately for you, Joe, Mrs. B has poor taste in men. :-)

  6. True ’nuff, she is pretty forgiving with her standards.

  7. Jack says:

    “We don’t want women with good taste…”

  8. Lovisa says:

    I somehow sense that you guys aren’t interested in talking about D’Souza with THE SPLENDID CAUSE.

    Nitey, nite – and dream sweet dreams.
    Hope you do not wake in streams.

  9. Jack says:

    D’Souza? Cause?

  10. Lovisa says:

    Jack -

    Start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.

    There it says: A truly splendid cause.

    When you punch that line you get to a solicitation for money for George Obama in Kenya (George being the wretched half-brother of Barack living in a slum outside Bombay, photo of whom can be found in Vanity Fair), written by a Bombay born man named Dinesh D’Souza. Then you’ll understand “D’Souza and Cause”.

  11. I sense a geography lesson coming on.

  12. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man says:

    Bombay, Kenya? Whaaa??

  13. joe says:

    I am currently digging out my map of the Triassic period to display alongside my map of the world in the time of Napolean, which I believe will demonstrate conclusively that the dispersion of the continents did indeed result in Bombay being separated from Kenya.

    But it’s an obscure geographical detail and a mistake anyone could make.

  14. Lovisa says:

    Marshm.

    Heck – There’s only a slight gap between India and Kenya.

    “Mistakes were made”

    I know I shouldn’t do geography after 2300 hrs!

  15. jacob says:

    Marshmallow,
    quiete, she’s on a roll.

  16. Jack says:

    Kenya. “Born Free” Elsa. Got it.

  17. Lovisa says:

    Keep this up and we’ll soon read that a lioness is chasing poor George!

  18. Jack says:

    No, the lioness (with lipstick) is after O’Bama.

  19. jacob says:

    Just nobody start singing ‘born free’

  20. ACTivist says:

    NoVisa,
    You’re right about D’Souza. Just leave the “Pay to the order of” blank and send your check to:
    Occupant
    P. O. Box 1969
    Sterling, Va. 20164
    I’ll make sure George gets his money. Oh, and be as generous as possible since Christmas is right around the corner!

  21. G. Stone says:

    Ann Coulter then,

    Sarah Palin is now.

    Joe can’t help himself when it comes to pretty (and mean) women, it seems.
    Lovisa:

    Sarah Palin is mean ? You must know something that has escaped 80% of Alaskans. I know you believe them when they say they really like their Gov. Don’t you ?

  22. Lovisa says:

    You might want to check with Sarah’s mother-in-law who ran for mayor of Wasilla. Dear daughter-in-law backed her opponent.

    I can’t judge the qualifications of either one of the two woman candidates, but there’s no love lost between Faye and Sarah. Faye has even hinted that she’ll vote for Obama.

  23. I’m sure a point will bubble up from that comment, but I still can’t perceive it.

  24. Jack says:

    Stow it, Lovisa. Faye Palin is a Democrat and pro-abortion-rights.
    http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837918,00.html

    If Gov. Palin HAD supported her, you would now be accusing her of hypocrisy.

    “Daughter-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Disagree”

    Yeah, there’s news.

  25. JIM says:

    IF YOU MAIL A CHECK TO GEORGE DO NOT THE PAY TO THE ORDER BLANK!! ACTivist IS A CON . DO NTO SEND HIM MONEY!

  26. Linda B says:

    Wow, thanks, Jim! I was just licking the stamp!

  27. Silvester says:

    Daer D’Souza – Every month we recieve dozens of impoverished migrants from your country of origin flocking into Kenya, minus language minus skills. Please divert them to your location so that we can have more room for ourselves.

  28. ACTivist says:

    Jim,
    Thanks a heck-of-a-lot! Now I have to go somewhere else to find my suckers. You really ruined a good thing for me and I won’t forget it come Christmas! Bah, humbug!

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