Invaluable Insights From Academia

This, my friends, demonstrates why the work of professional academics is so essential to understanding the world we live in.

Middle-aged men want younger women, often touting their intelligence and their high income. This is shown in research at Gothenburg University and Oxford University that studied 400 lonely hearts ads to see how men and women choose partners.

Research in the theory of evolution includes a number of accepted theories about how men and women choose their partners. Among the more established ones is that men place more emphasis on attractive appearance, whereas resources and social status are more important to women.

Thank you, Department of Zoology.

And as long as money is flying around for such critical research studies, let me be the first to float the notion there’s a rumor of men watching sporting events preferring to be served refreshments by females who look like Barbie rather than males like Alfred the butler. Where to start investigating this one? Who knows … I’m flailing about hopelessly, but I guess that’s why I never made it further than a B.A.

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25 Responses to “Invaluable Insights From Academia”

  1. el jefe says:

    hey now, sometimes the common sense finding isn’t correct. for example, in this study, that woman are just as fixated on appearance as men.

  2. G. Stone says:

    Knowledge from this study coupled with $ 4.75 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

  3. jacob says:

    Stoner,
    $4.75 will get you a no fat decaphinated latte frappacino. $1.80 will get you a cup of coffee

  4. Wolverine says:

    I am downright flabbergasted by this important study! Just reading it has changed my whole outlook on life! To think you can break into print just by reading the lonely hearts ads! Why did I waste all that time sitting in the musty stacks of the Library of Congress doing graduate research if I could have made my world-wide academic reputation just by buying a daily copy of the local press rag? Dumb me! Live and learn!

  5. Moon says:

    So I am not paranoid about all those old geezers staring at me and buying me drinks all the time! Where are you sugar daddy ?

  6. ACTivist says:

    Moony,

    Before Viagra, men knew they were just a sugar-daddy. Now they believe they are suave and de-boner. Young, good-looking women go for the older men for a father figure….and the money. Most men know the truth; marraige=first time for love—second time for money (or the boat or beach house she owns). :smile:

  7. joe says:

    I headed this off by robbing the cradle at the outset.

  8. Lovisa says:

    Joe

    Just out – THE SARAH PALIN 2009 calendar!!

    Front: Stunning picture of Sarah with her trusty gun folded over her shoulder; mane piled high with just the right little tendril down to her adorable eyelashes. You’ll love it. $15.95

  9. Cassie says:

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    Please let me know if you might be interested. If we can come to a fair price, I will pre-pay for 1 year via paypal.

    Many thanks, cheers!

    All the best,
    Cassie

  10. Moon says:

    ACTivist,

    What does Viagra have in common with Kings Dominion ?

    You have to wait an hour for a two minute ride – ROFL

    Not for me, thanks..

  11. Cassie, money FROM the blog, now there’s a new concept for me. If you are advertising the Sarah Palin calendar obviously you qualify for the 15% “Good Guy” discount. Otherwise I’m sure we can come to a very fair price. E-mail me at joeDELETEEVERYTHINGINCAPS@novatownhall.com.

  12. Ted says:

    This must have been a follow-up to Time magazine’s cover story from a few years ago (frequently referred to by Rush) which concluded that men and women are different.

    NOOOOO!!!!!

    Tell me it’s not true!!!

  13. dans says:

    Lovisa wasn’t hallucinating..

    http://www.sarahcalendar.com/

  14. Wow, thank you Lovisa and Dan!! The only question is do I ask for it for Christmas or just buy it for myself right now. One way or another, that calendar will be on my office wall on January 1 assuming I am still breathing.

  15. Lovisa says:

    I knew it, I knew!!!

    Next we’ll see Joe heading to the Great White North, leaving his from robbed-from-the cradle wife behind.

    Don’t forget your longjohns and anorak!

    Of course, Sarah’s moose stew is always on the woodstove, so not to worry.

  16. dans says:

    Think it would be more convenient for Joe if Sarah came to Washington, don’t you think ?

  17. Marjorie says:

    Since viagra was mentioned #10 by Moon.

    Here is an interesting fact for males interested in or needing to take it,

    Once you start taking it theres no going back.
    You must continue to take it for plumbing to work.

    This information by a Dr. that I had spoken to, one of my what if questions?

  18. Lovisa says:

    Marjorie

    Did #16 for some reason make you think about Viagra?

  19. Marjorie says:

    No Lovisa,

    Just passing info along, if you had read properly than you would have noticed #10 by Moon.

    Perhaps you should have your eyes checked.

  20. Lovisa says:

    Marjorie

    My subtle joke evidently didn’t register as such with you. (Sarah and Joe) Sorry.

    – Eyesight not too bad, but thanks for the advise.

  21. Lovisa says:

    Oh, the things one learns here!!!

  22. Marjorie says:

    Lovisa,

    I did not realize you had a sense of humor.

    so much for subtle on your part.

  23. Lovisa says:

    That good or bad?

  24. Marjorie says:

    Don’t know…..kinda hard to know one’s sense of humor when you really don’t know the person, would you say that’s true Lovisa?

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