I am digging the manly utility, but why is it painted like a banana ?

And – how old are you, Bulletproof Monk???

Hope old enough to have a driver’s license.

from an actual deisel locomotive!!

And Lovisa…if you ever stop having actual fun, just wallow off somewhere and die, mmkay??
I plan on having a fun-filled life, and amusing myself for a very long time.Having folks roll thier eyes at this contraption is just part of that fun.

Lovisa:

The size of Monksters truck is so he can run over your Prius. The Yellow color is so you will tell the police it was a school bus.

G. Stone

LOL – Yes, really. – You’re right, the yellow WOULD be confusing.

No Prius for me, though. Smaller. VW bug!
Terrible mph for its size, but I love VW bugs. Wish mine were yellow!

Lovisa, you certainly do get to the crux of the matter sometime. See that black rectangle on the hood of Monk’s vehicle? Could it be covering the lower part of the swivel mechanism for a remote-controlled .30 cal mg? But, nah, that must be where the diesel horn would be installed. Whatever the case, looks like Loudoun has its own equivalent of the “Rat Patrol”!!! (Lovisa, don’t tell me you are too young to remember the “Rat Patrol.” That would truly be a hurtful jab!)

To tell you the truth, there was a rather impatient driver of a red dodge who tried to pass me on the left, on a solid yellow line, as I was making a left turn into a driveway out here last week. (I had my turn signal on, but evidently he couldn’t see it because he was probably beside me as I engaged it). The hubs on the Ton and a quarter rearend ATE his front wheel. His aluminum wheel was SHREDDED by the trucks axle hub.

I have a one inch scratch in my paint. His insurance is paying out $400 for the damage to my vehicle’s one inch paint loss.

AND he had to put on one of those ridiculous looking donuts to limp his non-driving ass to retrieve a real replacement.

BM, this is what you need..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo0IAWR4PMY

This would be a real sweet accessory for your truck..