I was getting political insanity overload so I went on vacation for a week to the beach with 2 crabby women.  Little did I know that all the kids go to this beach after getting out of school so I had marauding gangs of drunken nitwits to contend with.  Highlight of the trip was a big, thick flounder.  One.  Which is the same number of KKK meetings I was able to attend.  Seems that hard times have hit the Klan also and we just can’t get together as often as we used to.

Upon return I was obliged to fulfill a major remodeling “Honey-Do” where all else is put on hold.  That means no computer, no friend (yes, that is singular), no TV and no fun.  I was able to have my Chardonnay but I gravitated more towards the Toasted Almonds.  I wasn’t even able to ride my motorcycle (pussies wear Spandex.  Cmac would look good whereas I would look like an Oscar Meyer product) and the only other bike I ride is stationary in my skivvies.

Then I had much extra curricular work to do with some all-nighters involved while trying to strenghten up the house for some weekend company.  Company that I hadn’t yet met but evidentally had been informed as to my way of thinking and morals whereas this homosexual was in my face about the whole time she was here…trying to get my goat about her lifestyle and how O’Bummer was a good president.  I never flinched or said anything because I was ashamed.  You see, I didn’t have time for ANYTHING else except the honey-do and therefore had not cleaned my guns for awhile.  I believe in one shot-one kill and I feared a jam or misfire in this case.  Believe you me, I will NEVER get caught with my pants down again!  In-laws are a dime a dozen.

So I decided to have one good day and took mama to the movies to watch the new Harry Potter when whose ugly DNC Chairman’s face comes on the screen to espouse crap and taint my popcorn.

On top of all this is the worry that my retirement has been pushed back because I won’t be able to afford it at this time.  And I blame this on the liberals and I am pissed.  No more Mister Nice-Guy.  The gloves are off and I am going to start speaking my mind.  All you O’Bummer liberal voting traitors are going to start paying your dues.  There is hell to pay and every day from now on is a bad hair day for ACT.  I have waited long enough for this insurrection and it is time to be thinking coup.  I want my life and money back.