I was getting political insanity overload so I went on vacation for a week to the beach with 2 crabby women. Little did I know that all the kids go to this beach after getting out of school so I had marauding gangs of drunken nitwits to contend with. Highlight of the trip was a big, thick flounder. One. Which is the same number of KKK meetings I was able to attend. Seems that hard times have hit the Klan also and we just can’t get together as often as we used to.
Upon return I was obliged to fulfill a major remodeling “Honey-Do” where all else is put on hold. That means no computer, no friend (yes, that is singular), no TV and no fun. I was able to have my Chardonnay but I gravitated more towards the Toasted Almonds. I wasn’t even able to ride my motorcycle (pussies wear Spandex. Cmac would look good whereas I would look like an Oscar Meyer product) and the only other bike I ride is stationary in my skivvies.
Then I had much extra curricular work to do with some all-nighters involved while trying to strenghten up the house for some weekend company. Company that I hadn’t yet met but evidentally had been informed as to my way of thinking and morals whereas this homosexual was in my face about the whole time she was here…trying to get my goat about her lifestyle and how O’Bummer was a good president. I never flinched or said anything because I was ashamed. You see, I didn’t have time for ANYTHING else except the honey-do and therefore had not cleaned my guns for awhile. I believe in one shot-one kill and I feared a jam or misfire in this case. Believe you me, I will NEVER get caught with my pants down again! In-laws are a dime a dozen.
So I decided to have one good day and took mama to the movies to watch the new Harry Potter when whose ugly DNC Chairman’s face comes on the screen to espouse crap and taint my popcorn.
On top of all this is the worry that my retirement has been pushed back because I won’t be able to afford it at this time. And I blame this on the liberals and I am pissed. No more Mister Nice-Guy. The gloves are off and I am going to start speaking my mind. All you O’Bummer liberal voting traitors are going to start paying your dues. There is hell to pay and every day from now on is a bad hair day for ACT. I have waited long enough for this insurrection and it is time to be thinking coup. I want my life and money back.
You had me at riding your stationary bike in your skivvies…..
BTW, you don’t hear people say skivvies anymore – truly a great word.
Welcome back ACT!!!
You are not the only one who is upset, ACTivist. Mike Castle’s (R-Delaware) Town hall erupts over Obama’s birth certificate, with crowd saying they want their country back and spontaneously reciting the Pledge of Allegiance…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1nmn2zRMc&e
Hey, man, the way you write you’re a loooong way off to retirement. Your spunk and energy is needed and I don’t care whether you’re left or right. We NEED people who care. But please, lay off the guns against lesbians.
My favorite granddaughter is one, and also one of the nicest people you’d ever hope to meet. Not trying to get in anybody’s face.
BTW – Why were your pants down when you got caught?
Another Tom Watson – 59 and gave the youngsters one heck of a fight
As that Japanese admiral said after Pearl Harbor: “We have awakened a sleeping tiger.”…or something like that. Welcome back, Reb.
Make that “sleeping giant”, I think.
I can attest he got done a pretty impressive honey-do. Structural stuff, the like of which would have taken me 1000 hours just for the contemplative stage.
Sally, I almost posted that Mike Castle link – there are some agnry people out there and I wish they would all visit town halls and contact their cogress critters.
Dem Congressman mocked about healthcare, only wish it ran longer:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/07/21/dem_congressman_mocked_at_health_care_townhall.html
If the plane is so good, why doesn’t Congress have to be on it?
Sorry – plan, not plane.
I too found it very funny that ACTivist would confess his feelings of sexual inadequacy by revealing his fantasies about shooting a woman. Very funny indeed.
ACT riding a stationary bike in his skivvies, stop it, you will scare the children.
ACT,
Thinking about doing Lee’s Retreat on the scoot one Saturday. If interested, let me know..
zimzo seems to have been touched by your lesbian comments, maybe she is more than a girl ?
dans,
Assuming you are a hetero male, I could ask you the same question – as crass as it is…
NoVisa,
ANYONE that gets in my face takes his/her life in their own hands. I don’t like my space invaded. This time it just happened to be a butch. Know this-I am an equal opportunity shooter. I hate everyone the same-no more and no less.
As I stated, I was caught with my pants down (an expression of being caught by surprise) because I had but one task that I was ALLOWED to do. Everything else got put on hold except Killer. She and I had our quality time when the task-master went to bed.
Yank,
Your “sleeping tiger” mis-statement made me immediately think of Sigfreid and Wolve…..I mean Roy. Sorry about that!
zimzo,
You still haven’t changed boy, after all this time. Of course it is easy to compare what I wrote to what you “interpreted”. Keep spinning. Maybe some day that liquid you call a brain will gel into something recognizable. Until then, just keep saying out loud “Duh?”
dans,
Any saturday but this one coming. EXPO gun show ya know.
ACT
ACT
You’re not as tough as I thought. Just thinking of using a gun on an unarmed woman. Equal opportunity shooter – What in’ell does THAT mean?
Furthermore, using derogatory word describing a homosexual person proves that you’re truly lowbrow!
Re EXPO – So, you need a few more pieces to protect yourself from “get-in-my-face” lesbians, do you?
I think Zimmy is missing the point on the liberal lesbian that was at ACT’s house as a guest and was in his face the whole time, goading him and speaking her evil Obama talk. Quite frankly, it’s a good thing momma kept him busy and that he had the strength to ignore her incredible rudeness. Maybe it isn’t lost on Zimmy though, because he/she comes across as rude.
It’s a testament to his spandex that he is so strong.
Cathymac
So you were a fly on the wall, huh?
Cmac in spandex … ACT, let’s try and keep this PG shall we.
ACT is back in town. That’s sure nuff certain, yessirree, Bob!
Lovisa, No, I read his original post. Try reading it and then responding.
NoVisa,
Where in my statement did you get the assumtion that she was unarmed? Butch is a term that THEY came up with. Just like THEY use queers whereas I use homosexuals. Their behaviour is definitely queer which is why they are homosexuals. The “tough” part of me didn’t raise issue with the actions that transpired nor did I cause anyone any embarressment. The “tough” part of me also didn’t allow me to use a weapon that wasn’t guarenteed A-1 operable condition. This notion about raising ire (in any defensive form) towards a woman just proves to me what a hippocrate YOU are. If women are the fairer sex then they shouldn’t have the option or right to do “manly” jobs. You can’t have it both ways so what side of the frigging fence do you wish to stand? My statements are NOT just for your convenience and Wolve is the one that placates you-not me!
Wolve,
“ACT is back in town.” Thank you. Thank you very much. Did you see my lip do that funny curly thing when I said that?
joe,
I would kill for a 3×5 glossy of that thought!
ACTivist
Go take a poweder!
POWDER
Take it easy, NoVisa. I’m only a chigger for goodness sakes!
NoVisa,
“Re EXPO – So, you need a few more pieces to protect yourself from “get-in-my-face” lesbians, do you?”
You kidder you. How many times have I said I work the show? At least 4 times a year. I got the lesbian side covered but I can always use a few more pieces for the gay boys. Variety is the spice of life, you know.
Ducks on the pond, NoVisa. Ducks on the pond.
Just looked up the EXPO gun show. / I don’t know how many times you’ve mentioned that you “work the show”. Don’t know what you do there.
Noticed that it costs $12 for one day to get in. Why does one have to pay to go and buy guns???
Ducks on the pond; ducks on the pond
What does that mean? Yes, yes, I know I’m dense, especialy when it comes to guns.
Lovisa, you should go to the show. It is a very cool experience and well worth the money.
The reason you have to pay is the organizers are paying a fee for the use of the space and in addition to the vendor fees they rely on the attendee fees to make it worth their while.
Believe me, $12 will be well worth yours. Whenever I am in town I would never miss one. If you need guidance on buying a gun let me know.
Lovisa,
Ever heard the expression “sitting duck” ?
When ACT says work the show, he means just that. You did not know in real life he is Vince, the sham-wow and slap-chop guy ?
I am going to go this w/e..
Lovisa, you’ve got to remember never to use the word “powder” with ACT. It just gets him going on the subject of guns again!
Maybe I’ll go to the show.
If you see an old lady wearing a bullet proof vest, uncovered, you’ll know it’s Lovisa. One never knows about guys with concealed guns…
NoVisa,
The show starts friday afternoon and ends sunday afternoon. It costs $12 for ALL days (get a stamp on your hand). Bulletproof vests are allowed but load guns (concealed or otherwise) and acting like an ass will get you barred or ejected. If you think you can act civil, come on down. I don’t make a dime on you being there either way. Oh, they carry books, jewelry, metal and wood cleaning materials, mace, stun guns and many other things. It isn’t just about guns and ammunition you know. You can even by military models or that Hitler youth knife you have been wanting for your collection. You might even find a picture of a relative in uniform. You just don’t know till you see for yourself. And you can get in free AND get a free ballcap AND receive a $10 discount by joining the NRA right outside the front doors.
Lovisa and the NRA! Over my cold, dead body (you know the expression)
Anyway, thank you for the information. It sounds not bad at all, but not quite good enough for 12 bucks. Is it cheaper for so called senior citizens?
Don’t forgot to visit and support VCDL !
You need vests? I don’t.
ACTivist
Lots of writings about guns in today’s Washpost. Front page “In gubernatorial race, it’s about who’s more pro-gun” with pictures from the gun show. Interesting. Evidently very well attended event.
On the OpEd page E J Dionne writes about “Arm the Senate”.
An aside: a friend fr overseas i planning to visit me this fall. Her son warns her that USA will be a dangerous place to visit because there will be marshal law, swine flu, riots and other terrible things happening. She says she doesn’t know where her son gets his info, but he says that HE would never come here this year.
Lovisa, the son of your friend just might be mixing up Mexico and the U.S. in his mind. But, then, who could blame him — what with La Raza, Mexicans Without Borders, etc., etc., etc. and so forth and so on.
Man, there is just something about this thread! I keep envisioning ACT as a giant chigger wearing skivvies and selling AK-47 ammo in a booth at the Expo. If the South should ever rise again, the North will surely die laughing!!
Imagine waking up and opening up the paper and seeing a picture of ACT in his skivvies at the EXPO with an AK slung over his back?
Expo stands for exposure!
and heave stands for, “I lost my breakfast.” Sounds like some sick sort of ‘blade’ version of SOF!
NoVisa,
Since YOU are the only one that made a SERIOUS statement, I will ignore those other yahoos and answer just you.
Turns out that BOTH Expo Centers had gun and militaria shows going simultaneously but there wasn’t the “madhouse” enviroment of the last 3 shows. Actually kinda tame but a good show none the less. My friend had a death in the family so he bugged out mid-saturday.
As far as your friend coming to visit: it seems strange for someone outside the country saying that about America. I have told my wife for the last couple of years that I feel fearful on visiting Europe with the hatred mounting in the world againest the U.S. I lived there during the days of the Red Army, Badder/Meinhof gang and others. I can see your friend’s point as we have a pacifist pussy in the White Crib who is unwilling to protect American citizens. Have your friend wait until we have been annexed by China and then it will be like going to the Olympics.
You degenerates who get off envisioning me in my skivvies-get a life. Truth be told, I don’t wear the darn things.
As with all things, you find your daily morons where you least (maybe not) expect them. Moron at the gun show wearing a T-shirt that says “Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him”. I seen just as bad at family restaurants. Maybe O’Bummer will find a cure for in-breds and we won’t have to wait for elections to get rid of people in Congress or parading around in public.