So, put all the illegal aliens in the government option plan. Good luck to them.

Saving money by having sick illegal aliens walking the streets. Terrific solution!

Keep trying to sell that property in the Springs, Stoner. If they listen long enough to Al Gore on global warming, there may be some liberals out there ready to believe that the ocean front could eventually be just about on a line with Route 522. You might even consider calling the property “Stoner’s Cove” and putting up a combined real estate office and fish and clam joint in one of those old buildings right across the road from the high school. On Thursdays, you could serve a cut-rate “Blue Dogfish Special” for Democrat early birds — so long as they can show you a copy of their original birth certificate.