Why the hell did I not think of this.

On a similar note, however, I do have some t-shirt ideas ….

UPDATE: “Captain Kickass” is on TV tonight. It is at 8 pm. Here is my advice: Do not watch this dipshit and do not allow your children to watch. It is mind pollution. At the same time you can watch Deadliest Catch on Discovery or Man v Food on Travel or Ace of Cakes on Food Network. Or just leave the TV off.

UPDATE II: How “Community Organizer” prepares one to be “Chief Executive.”