Florida has a problem with pythons. Their wildlife is missing and they have figured out why. Reckless/irresponsible owners have caused a problem that is out of control (like buying a baby alligator for your kid as a pet. How long will that last) but I have the solution. Ship the pythons to OWS encampments. First to go will be the rats. Then the dogs. Then the babies and last the grownups. After eating said grownups, they will develop the “liberal-whack stupidity” virus which will end up killing the snake in short time. Every body’s happy and the cities can have a “tent” sale to try and recoup some of their losses.
Being a genius, these solutions come to me like rain falling. I just wonder why no one else has thought of this yet. Simple solution for a serious problem.