It is hard to pass up stupid anymore because there is so much of it running rampant. The first one is where Gov. Cuomo states that another case of “see something–say something” ruled the day. What was he talking about? Well it appears some jihadi tried to cause mayhem with a pipe bomb on a pedestrian walkway in NYC but only succeeded in blowing himself up. Here is how the see something–say something worked:

(phone call) 911. What is your emergency?

(Female caller) I’m a liberal so I don’t want you to think that I am profiling or Islamaphobic in any way but while I was walking on a pedestrian walkway, a jihadi looking guy either had what looked like a pipe bomb velcroed to his leg under his trousers or he was happy to see me.

(Dispatcher) Well, was he happy to see you.

(Caller) I’m not sure but he did smile at me

click

Then there was another caller and it went something like this:

(dispatch) 911. What is your emergency.

(caller) I am on this pedestrian walkway and I see some jihadi looking guy lying on the ground with smoke, shrapnel and blood all around him. I think the dumbass just blew himself up. I’m just saying.

(Dispatch) Thanks for the call. We’ll have someone stop by within the hour to check it out. click

The second dumbass appeared today and right down the road. Some naked guy crashed his truck on Rt. 28 by Dulles Airport and he tried hitching rides on other vehicles. Finally he split the scene and ran into the woods where the police finally caught up with him. It is bad enough that we have these mindless fools texting while driving and putting everybody else at risk but now they can stream porn on the phone and you know what happens when you close your eyes while driving. Hehehe. Anybody heard from George?