Liberals A Sect Of The Amish?
July 15th, 2008 by ACTivist
The liberals are screwing up the country and things look very bleek on the horizon. Things are going black and I thought of the Amish (isn’t this considered natural progression of thought?) I was looking at the similarities between the two and was astounded. Let me give you some examples.
The Amish immigrated from Switzeland to Pennsylvania because of intense persecution.
Liberals migrated to the cities for the same reason and to avoid recognition.
The Amish are high on humility and reject pride, arrogance and haughtiness.
Liberals do the same-only backwards!
Amish minimize contact with the outside world to avoid corruption. Basically work from home.
Liberals work from home and avoid contact with conservatives so that they may make contact with the outside world with the purpose to corrupt.
The Amish shun their own when they do not become members of the church.
Liberals shun their own because they want to and can.
Amish believe in large families and consider themselves accountable to the Lord for the spritual welfare of their children.
Liberals like large families also because it adds to the tax base. They feel accountable (as well as social services) for the overall welfare of YOUR children.
The Amish minimize the needs and ownership of modern technologies except for emergencies. This way they are not being held hostage by technologies nor is there the opportunity to “out do” your neighbor.
Liberals are always trying to out do their neighbors and would love to throw us all back into the stone-age. Except when they consider something as an emergency. Then they will take action as long as they can blame it on someone else.
Some communities of Amish allow internet usage if it is for the operation of a business.
One liberal invented the internet while another liberal doesn’t know anything about it. Sorry John! All liberals are still trying to figure out how to TAX it!
Amish are into plain dress and use suspenders because they don’t allow belts.
Liberals take everything away so that they live lavishly and you are looking for something to hold your pants up with.
Amish are a small population and usually only marry within the community. This confined strain allows for disease and malformity because of a lack of greater gene pool.
Liberals are inbred but not for the same reasons.
The Amish self school within the community and the schooling usually doesn’t go past the 8th grade. Although their standards are higher and you get a better education, no more is necessary to do the work as is the Amish lifestyle.
Liberals act as if they know everything but in reality, an 8th grade education would be a blessing just so that you could have some form of cognisant dialog with the morons!
Amish are nonresistant. They rarely if ever defend themselves and allow bodily harm and abuse from others.
Liberals are nonresistant and will run away after giving up everything to avoid bodily harm and abuse.
“Contrary to popular belief, some of the Amish vote, and they have been courted by national parties as potentially swing voters: their pacifism and social conscience cause some of them to be drawn to left-of-center politics, while their generally conservative outlook causes others to favor the right wing”
Liberals are confused also. They mostly just like to swing!
I found those similarities to be fascinating. You know and I know that the Amish would never fess up to the liberal sect or order. The Amish are all about community whereas liberals are all about the collective-like the Borg. Everyone equal. No Amish will be reading this as it is something contrary to their beliefs but just to cover my bases I want to apologize for possibly defaming the name of the Amish by associating them to liberals. I’m on your side, guys. All you want is to be left alone and the same goes for conservative Americans. Hey! Maybe I should do a sequel on the likeness to conservatives!
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